Denise Richards makes Pierce Brosnan immediately regret doing those Bond movies
Remember when Denise Richards played Dr. Christmas Jones in The World is Not Enough? Of course not, only she does. (On a good day.) Here's Denise bumping into her co-star, 007 himself, Pierce Brosnan...
View ArticleDenise Richards ruins baseball. Forever.
Here's a clip of Denise Richards singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at a Chicago Cubs game Friday night. Then again, it's not so much singing as 9/11 coming out of her mouth and crashing into our...
View ArticleDenise Richards should tan some more
Here's Denise Richards out and about in New York where she appeared on The Early Show this morning, and I'm pretty sure I have Stage 4 skin cancer just looking at her. Seriously, I found a raised mole...
View ArticleDenise Richards Has a Message for You
Denise Richards: It's Complicated is back Sunday nights 10:30/9:30c on E! and Denise recorded include an exclusive video for The Superficial which I may have looped the first 10 seconds of just to...
View ArticleDenise Richards in a bikini
Here's Denise Richards in Maui with her kids this morning. Anyone else get the feeling her daughters live in perpetual fear of getting doused with hot coffee because mommy can't focus on the camera...
View ArticleDenise Richards keeps wearing bikinis
Denise Richards continued her shirt-free vacation in Hawaii yesterday, and let her kids play with a parrot that will most likely spend its remaining days regaling tourists with "Charlie Sheen's an...
View ArticleDenise Richards in a bikini (Without cut-offs!)
On the last day of her Maui vacation, Denise Richards finally decided to ditch the cut-off shorts and go for a swim in her bikini. Sure, there's no way these are candid shots, but that's like...
View ArticleDenise Richards sunbathing topless
Finally Denise Richards has realized what she needs to do to keep her career on life support. Here she is sunbathing topless while filming her reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated. Granted,...
View ArticleKelly Kapowski in a bikini and other news
- Jude Law knocked somebody up again making this Baby #4. He's in your rearview, Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip] - Brad Pitt told People "his partying ends at 6 p.m.," only to turn around and get...
View ArticleMadonna eats our lowly mortal food and other news
- Dustin Diamond reads an excerpt from his tell-all book involving Mario Lopez's sexual conquests - with women. Nice try, Screech. [PopEater] - Jessica Biel really did get dumped by Justin Timberlake:...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen is f-cked
Because God apparently hates CBS sitcoms as much as I do, Charlie Sheen's fate has fallen into the hands of Denise Richards who's spent every moment since their divorce building a career based on...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen’s wife wants a divorce
Thanks to a stint in rehab, Brooke Mueller clearly has the crack out of her system and wants a divorce from Charlie Sheen. RadarOnline reports: "Brooke wants out. She's said it before and she's saying...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Found Drunk, Naked in Trashed Hotel Room
That's more like it. Reports were coming in yesterday that Charlie Sheen accompanied Denise Richards to New York City to spend some time with their daughters. It was a surprisingly cordial scene and...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Had ‘Allergic Reaction,’ Says Rep. ‘Yeah, To Cocaine,’ Says...
While Charlie Sheen's rep is seriously trying to sell the old "my client just had an allergic reaction to some medication" excuse, the hooker claims an already-drunk Charlie flipped out after snorting...
View ArticleDenise Richards Talks Charlie Sheen
Despite building a new career based entirely on calling Charlie Sheen a crazy person, Denise Richards is handling him drunkenly trashing a hotel room while naked with a hooker in the closet remarkably...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Was With a Porn Star, Not a Hooker. PHEW.
Great news, everybody. Your hero Charlie Sheen did not cause a hooker to hide in the bathroom the night he drunkenly tore apart a New York City hotel room. It was only porn star Capri Anderson (above)....
View ArticleThe Porn Star Wants Charlie in Jail
Charlie Sheen's hooker that turned out to be a porn star (semantics), Capri Anderson, now wants to meet with Colorado prosecutors to claim Charlie held her against her will and encourage them to find...
View ArticleUPDATE: Charlie Sheen Rushed to Hospital
Charlie Sheen has reportedly been rushed to the hospital after calling 911 during his morning threesome. No, really. TMZ reports: We're told Charlie was taken out of his home on a stretcher and loaded...
View ArticleDenise Richards: ‘Go to Rehab For The Kids’ Charlie Sheen: ‘How ‘Bout No?’
While Denise Richards is becoming rightfully concerned about the father of her children and is pleading for him to get help, Charlie Sheen is already out of the hospital and going right back to work on...
View ArticleKacey Jordan Aborted K-Fed’s Baby and Other Stuff She’s Blabbing About
Kacey Jordan has wasted absolutely zero time cashing in on her new fame as one of five - Or four depending on new accounts. - porn stars who serviced Charlie Sheen during his 36-hour coke bender that...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen is a Wizard
Charlie Sheen has apparently convinced Brooke Mueller to move into a mansion in his neighborhood so it's easier for him to see his kids between coke sandwiches and is even working on getting Denise...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Wants a Custody Fight With Denise Richards Now, Too
During this whole tiger blood debacle, Denise Richards has stayed relatively silent and above the fray. Which years ago was never the case, except after the past few months, we, and especially me, owe...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen’s House Raided After ‘Anonymous Tip’
Last night, the LAPD conducted a raid on Charlie Sheen's house after receiving a call that he was going to harm himself with a gun and apparently he's not even allowed to possess firearms per the...
View ArticleDenise Richards in a Bikini Won
While Charlie Sheen's stage show debut went exactly as expected, Denise Richards spent the weekend looking like this in the Bahamas. ("Sweet goddamn," I believe is the technical term.) You'll also...
View ArticleEverybody Wants Charlie Sheen’s Kids
"You know what would be great up here on this balcony? Babies. Soft, malleable babies." Last week, surveillance footage showed a cracked-out Brooke Mueller attempting to pawn a watch and stereo 24...
View ArticleDenise Richards Used Children’s Book To Explain Charlie Sheen To Her Kids
I'm assuming this face helped. While making the promotional rounds for her new book The Real Girl Next Door yesterday, Denise Richards revealed that she used a children's book on addiction to explain...
View ArticleDenise Richards Had a Lesbian Experience With Another Celebrity
Continuing the promotional tour for her new book, Denise Richards has clearly reached index card #4, "Lesbian stuff," in the stack her publicist gave her because here she is on Stern yesterday talking...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Really Wants To Have Sex With Denise Richards Again
Stop me if you heard this story before: Boy meets girl. Boy and girl get married. Girl falls out of love because boy goes apeshit over baby formula. Boy and girl divorce. Girl starts playing nice with...
View ArticleDenise Richards Got Dumped By Richie Sambora Because Of Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen is on a steady diet of porn stars and coke for breakfast, so of course he wouldn't think twice about openly stating his hopes of banging Denise Richards again during a Rolling Stone...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Just Told 9 Million People To Throw Dog Shit At His Daughter’s...
According to Charlie Sheen, his daughter Sam was "bullied out of school," and where normal people who don't live in a mansion made of coke would've filed grievances with the school board and/or engaged...
View ArticleTo All The Idiots Who Were Ready To Vandalize A School Because Charlie Sheen...
Late Wednesday night/Thursday morning Charlie Sheen went on a Twitter rant where he literally instructed his nine million followers to vandalize an elementary school because he claims his daughter Sam...
View ArticleDenise Richards Is Done Taking Care of Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller’s Demon...
While Brooke Mueller's been bouncing in and out of rehab and/or jail, Denise Richards stepped up and assumed temporary care of her twins Bob and Max because Charlie Sheen fills his mansion with porn...
View ArticleDear Charlie Sheen, You’re Charlie Sheen
When we last left the debacle over Charlie Sheen's twins that Denise Richards has been raising because their mother Brooke Mueller is a crack addict and their father is Charlie Sheen, Denise was...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Tweeted A Knife At Denise Richards
Denise Richards brought Charlie Sheen's twin sons from Brooke Mueller into her home and cared for them as if they were here own until Brooke made it legally impossible to get them the help they needed...
View ArticleJoanna Krupa & Denise Richards Reenact ‘Wild Things’ (Or Just Have Lunch) And...
- Why Justin Bieber smiling in his mugshot won over your mom. [Lainey Gossip] - Anne Hathaway wasn't drowning, you guys, she was ACTING. [Dlisted] - Like limber women? Get your ass in here. [theCHIVE]...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Wants To Make Denise Richards Homeless Now
When we last left Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, he was thanking her for the Herculean task of caring for the two crack-babies he had with Brooke Mueller by tweeting a knife at her and calling her...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen’s Porn Star Fiancee Won’t Let Him Pay Denise Richards Child...
A few weeks back I posted about Charlie Sheen being two months behind on Denise Richard's child support because he just decided to stop paying it. Well, now he's three months behind, and it turns out...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Just Evicted Denise Richards And His Own Daughters From Their Home
When we last left Charlie Sheen, he was throwing a hissy fit over Rihanna refusing to meet him, Charlie Sheen, a man who deserves what he wants and that mentality never ends horribly for anybody. And...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen Is Allegedly Bisexual, Claims His HIV Went Away
New reports claim Charlie Sheen is bisexual and has had been HIV positive for 10 years despite his claims of a recent diagnosis that magically got better. Also, lawsuits. Lots and lots of lawsuits. …
View ArticleHere’s The Kind Of Shit Charlie Sheen Texts To His Kids
Charlie Sheen doesn't want to support Denise Richards or his kids anymore, because amazingly, he can sink lower.
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